Thursday, November 25, 2010

Fall 2010 Photos

i just dumped a whole lot of photos into a "fall 2010" album on picasa.
it was worth paying $140 twice to get my camera fixed twice.

Fall 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Chinese Food Delivery guys

The year is 2013, and NYC Chinese food delivery bicycles have fully evolved from taped up mountain bikes to fully-functional motorcycles with non-moving bicycle pedals. These delivery guys are now realizing that they can no longer get away with pretending they're too foreign to understand the traffic laws. Riding in the wrong direction is finally out of the question.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Optimum Online

From Fuzzy Brain
I gave Optimum Online a talking to. They were a pain from the beginning; they'd call and send mail advertising for their "triple-play" for $99, and couldn't understand why or how I could only want internet. I had to call and wait on hold and stuff for a good half hour just to cancel the mail they kept sending. It had come to the point where they would send the same shitty ad in a priority mail envelop. They were probably thinking, "Maybe he just never received our informative pamphlet advertising the 'triple play.' Because why else would someone not get the 'triple play?' How can someone not watch TV or have a landline??"

I called them up to cancel and waited on hold for 25 minutes. When I finally got through, the guy was the worst. He was slow as molasses and awkwardly just keep the phone to his ear when he was "looking something up." Even though it wasn't the guy's fault, I told him Optimum Online (in the Bushwick area at least) is an embarrassment and they should be paying me to use it. $50 for that shit is ludicrous. He offered to have someone come over and check out our modem and stuff and to give 15% off our next two months, but I just said to cancel it. I just got a bill for $70 and I'm waiting until I have the time and patients to either call and argue about it, or go over there and yell.

Monday, November 15, 2010

The Cooper Mile

a design i made for the cooper mile tshirt. it's peter cooper riding a turkey. i thnk its going on the back, while a gross powerpoint design is going on the front that says something appalling like "I survived the (16^0.5+1)th annual cooper mile"

From Fuzzy Brain

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Cross Country

stuff i found on my mom's camera from the lehman cross country invitational my parents came to in october. my mom unknowingly filmed me winning the race!



From Fuzzy Brain

Friday, November 5, 2010